Crocodile in the bar (Very rude)

A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and places the crocodile on the bar. The bar tender looks and him and says

"You cant bring that in here, you are going to have to take it out,"

"Its not dangerous, infact its perfectly harmless," The man says,

"Prove it," The Bar tender says,

"Alright," The man says and he opens the crocodiles mouth, gets out his Penis and sticks it in the crocodiles mouth, he then grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over the crocodiles head. The crocodile doesnt move at all.

"See," The man says,

"I dont believe you, you could have trained it to do that," The bar tender says

"I promise you its harmless, does anyone else want a go?" The man ask and an old woman stands up and says,

"I will but only if you promise not to hit me over the head with a beer bottle"

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Hmm, I've heard that before, albeit a tiny bit different. Still a good one, though! Laughing

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Not what I was expecting.
good one.

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Hahahaha!
I wasn't expecting that either!
That was very good!

LOL! Laughing

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Its an old one, I couldnt remember it exactly but I got the gist of it down.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

I think the version I heard didn't include smashing a bottle over the crocodile's head, and the person at the end was some drunk that said "I don't think I can hold my mouth open for that long", or something to that effect... Laughing

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Their are probably different versions to it.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

I think there are probably different versions to every joke ever told. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" seems to be proof of that, lol! Laughing

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hahah i like that blitzyzyyzyz

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What the heck is that?!?! Laughing

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