Delete Your Post...LOST STYLE!

Okay I saw this on the IMDb and it seemed quite good!
Basically you write a deletion message but with a LOST theme!
No actual deleting is necessary!

To show you how it's done, I'll start!

[post deleted because ana-lucia shot it]

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[Your post has been delted due to Sytem Failure]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[Your post has been deleted as a sacrifice the island demanded]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because a polarbear has eaten it]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[You post has Impoded]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[Your post has been blown up at the black rock]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your Post has been sucked into the Plane Turbine]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[your post has been deleted because the black smoke monster killed it]

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[Your pot has been deleted because it has been pumped full of Dharma drugs]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your post has been deleted because it has been attacked, sabotaged, abducted and murdered by "Them"]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[Your post has been shot by the Crazy French Chick; Danielle]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[your post has been deleted because the beach craft fell on it]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted coz hurley ate it]

[Your post has been deleted because it was not a good person]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[ your post has been deleted because the hot air baloon popped ]

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

[Your post has been delted for it was tortured by Sayid]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[Your post has been deleted because it was sick]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[Your post fell off a cliff]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

{your post has been deleted because it was not baptised]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your post has been deleted by Ethan. And tomorrow, he'll delete another. And another. One every day...]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[post deleted because hurley ate it]

sorry but tha one has already been done

[your post has been deleted because it had its neck broken and every bone in its fingers]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your post has been deleted because it was no longer sacred]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because it is cursed by the numbers]

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[Your post has been deleted because Ana Lucia impaled it on a pike]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because it was locked in a tiger trap]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted because the polar bears got hungry]

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sorry didn't notice

Embarassed

Lol, don't worry about it, frys_red_jacket. It's not life or death if you post one that's been done. Blitz just likes things played by the rules, which is why he's such a good mod. Anyway...

[Your post has been deleted over and over for 16 years]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

yeah dont worry about it.

[Your post has been deleted because it was on the raft]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[You post was attracted by the magnetic pull and had to be deleted]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

[your post has been deleted because it didn't push the button]

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[Your post was captured by Ben and shot by Picket]

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"I'll see you in another life brutha..." - Desmond

{Yor post was eaten by Hurley and spat out again}

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[Your post has been deleted because Jack based his medical treatment on Locke's lie]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because it was dropped 100ft into a tree]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Yor post deleted itself beacause it didn't like you or Locke]

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[Your post is presumed deleted, as it lost communication with the ground six hours in, and flew for two hours in the wrong direction]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because it crashed on the island]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted because sawyer never gave it a nickname]

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[your post has been deleted because it didnt have a pacmaker in it]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted because it was shot by michael]

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[your post has been deleted because Jack wanted you to have a peaceful death]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted because hurley didn't say "dude" to it]

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[your post has been deleted because eko attacked it with his jesus stick]

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

[you post has been deleted as it got bored of waiting to see whether Kate would chose it]

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[your post has been deleted because jack didn't operate on it]

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That was a good one Red
(your post has been deleted because you didn't read the cue cards right)

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

Thanks!

[your post has been deleted as it was mistaken for some ranch dressing and eaten]

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let's get this game going again!

[your post has been deleted because Isobel marked it]

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[Your post has been deleted because Claire was drowning and it dove in after her and drowned itself]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[Your post has been deleted because it was meant to be deleted before so fate rerote itself to delete the post this time]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[your post has been deleted because it had a flash of the future]

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Your post has been deleted because you have been Tatooed

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

ooh good one!

[your post has been deleted because Isobel wanted it executed]

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[Your post has been deleted because the tatoo made everyone hate it]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your post has been deleted because its stitches were infected...]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because juliet didn't put alloe vera plant on it]

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[Your post has been deleted because the Others were done with it]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

Lol! I liked that one Sawbucks!

[your post has been deleted because Nikki saw it on a tv monitor at the pearl]

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Thanks! That one was pretty good too! Very Happy

[Your post has been deleted because Jimmy Lennon hit it over the head with a cricket bat]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[Your post has been deleted because it didnt get crushed by the rubble or get hit by the taxi but was deleted because it fell in the shower an broke its neck]

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

[Your post has been deleted because it was cursed] lol

[Your post has been deleted because the car it was driving crashed into rocks] Wink

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because it ran into the invisible security fence and died]

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[Your post has been deleted because it entered "77"]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

That's a good one Sawbucks!

Okay:

[your post has been deleted because it dislocated Juliet's shoulder]

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[your post has been deleted because it was handcuffed]

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

[Your post has been deleted because it was buried alive]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because the smoke monster flashed white]

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[Your post has been deleted because it was banished half a mile down the beach]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because Jacob asked it for help]

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[your post has been deleted because it drowned] (R.I.P. Charlie)

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

I was thinking of that one cheryl but I wasn't sure if it would offende anyone.

Anyway:
[your post has been deleted because Locke stabbed it in the back (literally!)]

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oooh that's a cool one Wink

[your post has been deleted because it's been flash forwarded]

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

Now that is a smart one!
Very Happy

Okay:
[your post has been deleted because Ben shot it in to a ditch]

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[your post has been deleted because it got the Sh*t beat out of it by Jack]

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

Now now Cheryl!!! Lol! Just kidding! Razz

Okay, umm:
[your post has been deleted because patchy used a grenade]

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Your post got deleted because you left your ring in the crib (again R.I.P. Charlie)

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

That was a good one!

Okay here's mine (it's pretty naff really):
[your post has been deleted because Ben kept a secret from it]

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[Your post has been deleted because a nearby tent exploded]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

Ooh that was a good one Sawbucks!!!

Okay:
[your post has been deleted because it spoke to penny]

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[your post has been deleted because you wrote on your hand (not penny's boat)]

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

[your post has been deleted because the Freighter crew have arrived on the island]

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Ok lets get some of the games going again to help pass the time between episodes!!!

[your post has been deleted because it keeps jumping through time]

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[Your post has been deleted because it's the only way to protect everyone that didn't come back]

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#5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board.

[your post has been deleted because its in the coffin]

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