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| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1290 |
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| A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Gramps. The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Oh, big enough to fit a camel." _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON! 
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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Lol  Thats a good one Where do you come up with this stuff Rhianna?_________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"  |
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Jack & League of X
| Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 2514 Location: Loveland, Colorado, USA |
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| _________________ LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD  |
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Site Admin
| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1290 |
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| ahhhhh i have my ways blitzy!! if i told you i'd have to kill you!!! _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| Meh, I already have the entire population of france wanting to kill me. They even have a special holiday for it where they stuff old cloths with newspaper and burn it whilst firing off fireworks. Now i know what you are all thinking "But thats guy forks, not you," but I am pretty sure that the french couldnt care less whether guy forks blew up the parlement. So I think I can take that risk. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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LOST ISLAND & League Of X
| Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 7219 Location: Hawick, Scotland |
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| What the heck are you gibbering on about, blitz?! _________________ #5 Member of the 'League of X' elite board. |
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| If i am quite honist, i dont really know myself. All you truely need to know is that i would gladly take the risk of being killed by Rhianna for the infomation of the whereabouts that Rhianna finds this stuff. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| If i am quite honist, i dont really know myself. All you truely need to know is that i would gladly take the risk of being killed by Rhianna for the infomation of the whereabouts that Rhianna finds this stuff. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1290 |
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| ahhh i cant say....its my secret. if i told you all none of it would be funny anymore!!
sorrryyyyy. i still love you though!! _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!
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Site Admin & Owner
| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 6974 Location: LOST ISLAND |
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| LOL!!!
Excellent joke rhianna!!! _________________  |
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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Fair enough, we all have our secrets dont we ben  _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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Site Admin & Owner
| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 6974 Location: LOST ISLAND |
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| Me? Secrets? Perish the thought Mr. Blitz! _________________ |
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| Thats Mr. Blitz to you, wait, thats what you said.
I am sure you have lots of secrets in that evil plotting brain of yurs Mr. Ben _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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Site Admin & Owner
| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 6974 Location: LOST ISLAND |
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| Indeed I do!
Mwuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ |
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Ben & League of X
| Joined: 11 Mar 2007 Posts: 2302 Location: Middle of Frickin' Nowhere |
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| lmfao! =] _________________ 
I love Adam Lambert!! Roswell is love. |
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Site Admin
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| i know all bens secrets hahahahhahahahahhaha _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| Ow we should have a good chat about that some time Rhianna. I have something I was meaning to disguss with you anyway. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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| really? then get your arse on to msn and talk to me!!!!! _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| Ok, but i wont have long, I amat college tomorow. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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| Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 1290 |
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| lol im at 6th form and im to have a shower yet! _________________ I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!! Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to! NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 6728 Location: yorkshire, mid england |
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| Me too, and make my dinner. _________________ "Take what you can and give nothing back!" "Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose," |
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