Hard Candy

Her "Madgesty" releases her new Album "Hard Candy" on the 28th of April and it's going to be AWESOME!!!
I've already heard the 1st single to be released. It's called "4 Minutes" and sees Madge duet with Justin Timberlake! Its an amazing song! Even Eleanor who hates madonna loves this song! Other people who will be working with Madonna on the album include Timbaland, Kanye West, Danja and Pharrell Williams! Very Happy

Can't wait!

THE QUEEN OF POP IS BACK!!!

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Oh Ben, I'm so happy that you are Happy Smile

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Was that a hint of sarcasm I detected there Cheryl?

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God NO, I know how you feel about Madona, if you remember I too like her. maybe not in the way you like her. Smile

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Nobody likes Madonna the way Ben likes her... Laughing

I heard that "4 minutes" song the other day. Didn't really care for it, to be honest...

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Ben, always wanting what you cant have, Very Happy

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Haha, yeah, that's the story of Ben's life! Laughing

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I don't like the sound of this, Confessions On A Dancefloor was IMHO the best albums Madge has made. and now we have the likes of *Cringe* Justin Timberlake & Timbaland (who will no doubt take the credit for the song as he did with stop and stare)

I'm certainly unsure wether to buy this album. Sad

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omfg! don't get me started on Timbaland & 'Stop & Stare' ((one of my absolute fave songs))
First, the original is much better than the Timbaland mix.
Second, Stop & Stare is the best song on Timbaland's cd & its not really even him!! he just mixed it!

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

It always annoys me when I hear a supposed "new song from Timbaland" on the radio, then the song plays and it's not even him singing... Evil or Very Mad

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its waaayyyy to good to be him

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Well to be honest DD confessions was my favourite Madge album but I've heard some songs from this album and trust me it's going to be excellent! When I first heard 4 Minutes I was like "OMG this is actually BETTER that Hung Up!" although not as brill as "Sorry".

I really recommend this album.
Timbaland features on 4 Minutes but he's not credited. I think he only helped produce the album. JT did most of the work producing it though!

I can't wait for "Hard Candy" to be released, it's already marked on my calendar!

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I would recommend it too, but then i would be lieing Very Happy

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

That is ridiculously sad. Get a life, Ben! (Says the guy that has nothing better to do with his time than sit and watch episodes of Lost and write down every single word said, then post the finished result on a forum that he spends hours on end visiting...) Laughing

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Seriously though, what gives a woman 50+ the right to wear something like that in the top picture, dress your age maddona.

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I couldn't have said it better myself, Rhianna! Very Happy

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Indeed, which involves finally delving into the pention fund, Carrying a walkinbgstick at all times, going for a multitude of hip exams and consider buying one of those scooter things.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Not to mentin wearing your trousers up past your nipples, shouting at squirrels for no apparent reason and growing hair out of your ears... Laughing

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I think it's just a case of "If you've got it, flaunt it" for Madonna.

Well "4 Minutes" got number 7 in the top 40 tonight. I'm glad it got into the top 10! I think that was on downloads alone as well! Hopefully it'll climb up a few more places!
Well done Madonna!!! Very Happy

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It seems that way, and yet she wondes why everyone disagrees with her.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Also, while I'm here, might I add that "4 minutes" is the stupedist names for a song ever - The bloody song isn't even four minutes long, lol!

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It should be called "14 years" that being that 14 years ago she might have been able to pull off wearing that kind of stuff without people saying she is too old to wear it.

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"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

There'd still be some critics. There always are. And I'm usually one of them. Laughing

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Lol well its to be expected.

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At least most of my comments are justified. Far be it from me to complain about something just for complaining's sake... Laughing

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Aye, you wouldnt want to become me now would you Laughing

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"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Definitely not. The very thought sends a shiver down my spine...

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Aye, that it would. No man can survive being me but me. I have learnt to live with mself, but any normal human being would most certainly die if they tried to be me.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

I wasn't so much worried about myself surviving, more the rest of the world. It can barely cope with one of you, I just couldn't bear to think about doubling the burden... Wink

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yes, the world would indeed surely not cope with more than one of me.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

To be fair, you're not the only one that would make the world crumple in on itself, spin out of control into the sun and explodes into a thousand pieces of confetti: Just imagine more than one Ben in the world!!! Shocked

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Heck even another half of ben would make send the earth off to a one way trip to the sun. Try not to have children ben for the earths sack, and everyone on it Laughing

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Ben Juniors...Perish the thought! Laughing

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Or should that be perish on the thought, as i am sure many people would be commiting suicide at the though of Ben juniors

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Poor Ben, being picked on like that.

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Heck if no one does it then he wont grow up to be a man, at least this way he will learn something for life instead of growing up to be a spinless excuss for a man, no offence ben. Laughing

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Wait, we were doing this to toughen Ben up? I thought it was just because we were cruel, heartless vermin with nothing better to do with our time... Laughing

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Shhhh....their is no need to reveal our true goal.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Hahaha!

Thanks for sticking up for me Cheryl! Very Happy

Nah, I know you boys are kidding around. I'm sure if I have kids my wife would ensure they don't be come as crazy as me! LOL! Razz

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You Crazy??? BAH!! If your kids turn out to be crazy then they are not your kids Mr. Benjamin.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

I certainly hope so... Wink

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But ben...she doesnt even have anything to flaunt...shes like flat....she has zero boobs and yeah she has a flat stomach but please we do not need to see her legs spread wide...NOT NICE!

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Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

Truer words were never spoken, Rhianna! Very Happy

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Thanks!

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

Indeed, well said.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Hear, hear! *Applauds Rhianna*

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*Joins in with applauding Rhianna*

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

*Applauds more vigorously/Bangs beer bottle repeatedly on table*

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That is ridiculously sad. Get a life, Ben! (Says the guy that has nothing better to do with his time than sit and watch episodes of Lost and write down every single word said, then post the finished result on a forum that he spends hours on end visiting...) Laughing

I think Sawbucks was joking about it, and besides its one of Sawbucks's marvels for the forum, I dont think he would want to give it up.
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I hate that too, when will the little people be given credit for their endevours.
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You'll be sorry, trust me

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Their is at least one picture of all of us in the pictures thread in the general chat. If you look long enough you'll find us all.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

DD, you're not the first person to point me towards LostPedia, trust me! Thanks all the same, but I prefer to do it myself - If anything, you get a really good understanding of each episode when you write it down word for word and can sometimes pick up some stuff you missed when simply watching it. Not to mention I now have quite an extensive Lost encyclopedia in my very own head, lol. Laughing

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I can't stand this either.

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I cannot stress enough how much you will live to regret it if you take Ben's advice here. Listen to blitz, myself, Rhianna and countless others when we say "Do not let that album anywhere near your collection!" Laughing

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Yeah, there's a pictures thread in General Chat, so it would probably be a good idea to post your photos there (If you haven't already).

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One final thing - What are the chances that on a forum so quiet as this, two members have the same christian name? Laughing

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First off, you can call me Tris =]
second, that pisses me off!! OneRepublic & all the other smaller bands that get taken advantage of deserve so much better!!

And like everyone else has said, stay away from above mentioned album.
instead, try to manage to get a copy of Runaway World by Making April ((they're Independent record so itunes is the best place to get it)) or Simple Plan's new self-titled cd.

Here's a link to the picture thread =] to which i'm thinking i should add a new photo..

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Yes, I think you should add another photo, Tris. Very Happy

I would, but I can't find any that I'm not monstrously drunk in...Does that say something about me...? Laughing

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i'll try to find one..

..i think it just might Wink

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

I would like to see you post another pic too Tris.

And I think it says you know how to have a good time.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

k, well, hopefully soon you'll be able too =]

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Yay! More pictures of Tris, and no more of me! Everybody wins!!! Laughing

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I have to agree with you their sawbucks Laughing

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Normally I would consider that an insult, but in this case it is the truth... Laughing

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If anyone needs to post pics its probably me, there's only like 2 of me on here and one of them is me in fancy dress! LOL! Laughing

Anyway, "4 Minutes" has gone up in the charts! It entered last week at #7 and it is now #5! With the video due out over the next week or two then I'll bet it gets to number 1!

And DD, I think you'll like the album when it's released! It's a real mix of different stuff!

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oh God..not the video!! please God no!!!

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Ben, if you even so much as think of posting that video on here, I'm requesting my account is deleted and I'm setting sail for that golden horizon, never to return... Laughing

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Madona is ok and everything, well actually I like the old Madona, anyway I really don't want to see whats between her legs, Thats what it seems to be focused on. I know sex sells but once you get a certain age it does not work anymore.

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Aye and me says I Very Happy

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Too true. I guess she's just in denial that she has reached that "certain age" (And waved as she went soaring past it, I might add... Laughing

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Yep, the only person who would even be willing to give them a new wave of life, possibly with a life support machine first, would be ben. Laughing

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

No to be honest with you I kind of agree with Cheryl.

I don't mind the leotards and everything but she doesn't exactly have sex appeal. If I'm being honest, I'm not to keen on the Hard Candy cover myself but I can understand why she wears things like that.
Besides, I'd much rather have Maggie Grace than Madge! I like Madge for her music and nothing more. I respect she looks good for her age but she's not got sex appeal.

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Forgive me for suspecting that you just lied through your teeth there to say what we wanted to hear, Ben... Laughing

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Indeed, First clue, you keep calling her Madge. Any normal, none madonna loving person of the community wouldn't call her that. Second you said you like her in leotards, why does that not make you sound like you dont love her? Third you said "If I am being honist" which could still mean you are lieing as you are saying that if you were being honist you would be saying this, not that you are being honist in saying this.

I think that is enough evidence to prove you wrong Mr Benjamin

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Yes, once again, the truth is out. Good job, blitz. Very Happy

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Hey Blitz, ever think about being a lawyer or detective? Very Happy

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Or both... Laughing

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Indeed I have come to mention it Very Happy

I thought about hiring Sawbucks too as his detective skills are very good too, he has an eye for detail and I tell it how it is, we make the perfect detecive dueo. Watch out ben, we are out to get you, or atleast evidence on you so we can finally get the truth about you out in the open

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Yeah, Ben, you're going down!!! Laughing

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I heard the track you were on about Ben '4 minutes (to save the world)' more like destroy it with crappy music lol! eeeewww lol I don't like it (nothin personal Ben you know i like madonna very much so)I didn't like this probrably cause:

A.) Produced by Timbaland *Cringe*
B.) Features Justin Timberlake

At least Madge ist exposing too much in this vid It's not right i tell ya that leotard stuff should be made illegal *Crys*

But Ben no doubt ill be seen in HMV buying the album lol maybe the other 11 or so tracks will cancel out the monstrosoty that is '4 minutes' lol! ooh get me using (possibly) misspelled big words!

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i heard the song the other day...my sister was playing it actually..she was like,
'who sings this' *you know, the dumb game where she plays songs & i have to name the artist...thats the one, lol* i only got it half right i'm afraid..which is embarassing since you've promoted the song so much here...but i was like 'it sounded like JT..but it doesn't anymore' ...ooppss, lol...

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Lol, I know (And hate, for that matter) that game only too well, Tris! Laughing

Anyway, this song has popped up on the radio a couple of times over the past few days, and I must admit that I want to kick something repeatedly whenever I hear it. Not only because it's a Madonna song, but because it is a particularly terrible Madonna song... Laughing

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I have not heard any of them (I guess I'm lucky) Wink

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haha, it gets old really quick...especially when most of the songs are Disney channel stars i've never ever heard of....lol

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Lol, tell me about it! (Well, actually don't, I don't really want to hear anymore... Laughing

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i don't blame you, lol

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Lol! I've recently developed a tactic to quickly put an end to said dreaded game: If your sibling gets into full flow with their "Name the singer" game, simply suggest a game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos - Everyone loves this game, much more than any other stupid game they may be in the middle of. They'll abandon what they're currently doing and rush to pick their favourite coloured hippo. No more Mr Annoying Song Game... Laughing

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brilliant

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

I know! I'm telling you, Hungry, Hugry Hippos is quite literally the answer to all of life's problems!!! Laughing

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i bet, lol Laughing

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

I guess it's down to personal taste really. I think Madge and JT are both good singers and teaming up was a good idea. The video was amazing!!!

The album should be quite good! I'm looking forward to "Miles Away" which a sample of can be heard at madonna.com

Madonna's next single will be called "Give it 2 Me"

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I can hardly contain my enthusiasm...[/sarcasm]

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I'm gald ot hear it [/sarcasm]

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Lol. Seriously, though, I hope you're not offended that I haven't quite circled the release date in my calender in gold pen and drew hearts all around it, or bought a diary and wrote a dozen reminders about it and set up a day-by-day countdown, or wrote it on the inside of my eyelids so that every time I close my eyes I'll see it and smile to myself...

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Nah, that's fine with me!

I'm so happy! Last week 4 Minutes fell to number 8 but now it's gone all the way up to number 4!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hopefully it'll go up more! Very Happy

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Again, forgive me if I don't squeal like an excited six-year-old and start skipping round the room singing and clapping...

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Okay, I forgive you Mr. Sawbucks! Very Happy

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Thank you. Besides, I'm sure you're doing enough of that to balance out the universe anyway...

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i'll give her credit though. Teaming up with JT is a brilliant idea. that right there got the song a pretty big fanbase.

& random connection: Give it to me= song by Timbaland feat. Nelly Furtado & JT (who of course by now we all now sings 4 minutes with Madonna

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Ok, I just watched the video 4 minutes, all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't a minute longer Rolling Eyes

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Really?! Aww I thought it was brilliant! It's actually my favourite music video!
What did you think of the song though Cheryl???

Hahaha, yeah I also realise "Give it to me" was also a Timbaland song. Coincidence? Who knows!

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Sorry Ben not for me. not my style.
And I think JT is cheesy.
You gotta remember my age. Well no you can't go by that either. I like oldies, heavy metal, even christian rock. I just didn't like that one. But to each his own. I won't say anything bad about, it's just not for me.

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You know what Cheryl, that's what I like about you! You live by morals such as "Each to their own" and you value the opinion of others. You're such a great woman!
Also, I've got to agree modern-madonna and JT are probably going to appeal to my generation more (no offence or anything!).
Well at least you listened to it and gave it a try! Very Happy

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I will also say I think Madonna is (was) a great song writer, I don't know too much of her new stuff but she did write good songs.

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I sort of grew up with Madonna songs always kicking about somewhere in the background - I never considered myself a fan, but I never particularly disliked them as such. I don't know if it's her style of songs that's changed over the years, or if it's my taste (Which seems to cover a wide variety, I'll have you know... Laughing

) that has changed, but I no longer enjoy listening to "Madonna's latest single, out on Monday" on the radio (Or on this forum, for that matter). I never really hear any of her older songs anymore, so I can't really say whether I still enjoy them...What an absolute waste of four minutes typing this up (And yes, that was intentional), and coming to no real conclusion... Laughing

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Couldn't agree more Cheryl! I've loved at least one madonna song from every madonna era. Classics like Like A Virgin, Erotica and La Isla Bonita will always be remembered!

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well, i don't really care either way on the song...i mean, its not anything special but it could be a lot worse ((see Mariah Carey's Touch My Body for example))
i listen to a lot of pop & top 40 music *though i really like rock/alternative* so to me its basically just another pop hit...i was never really a JT fan...even when he was in Nsync *i was always more of a Back Streer Boys girl Wink

* ..every now & then i like a song but for the most part his songs are just whatever...though i love his speaking/nonsinging voice *sigh*

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Oh I really can't stand Mariah's new song. The video for it is quite funny though!

Anyway:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They've done it!!!!
Madonna, Justin and Timbaland got the UK number 1 with 4 Minutes!!!!
I'm sooooooooooo pleased! You should've seen my reaction! Laughing

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I think I'm glad I didn't see you reaction, Ben. If and when I want to see someone squealing like a little schoolgirl, I'll go to a...school, I guess...

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from what i've heard the song is just an excuse for her to make a video to show off how great her surgeon, er i mean diet is....i've never seen the vid though..

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

God bless the UK! 4 Minutes is still the UK number 1 single of the week!

The album is out tomorrow!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Although I probably won't get my copy till the weekend Sad

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God damn the UK!!! It's time to rally the troops and knock that song off the top spot next weekend! Laughing

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I knew i was right!!!
that woman has zero morals, why would anyone want to see virtually all her lady parts (polite version the real one includes lots of "FUC.....G OLD BITC.." "Getting her Tw..out at her age!")

cant she tell shes passed it? or has the amount of plastic shes had injected into her face addled with her brain?

we get youre not "like a virgin" anymore, but jeez PUT IT AWAY!

Rant over

im a nice person really!!

lovelovelove.

Justin timberlake though....phwar all i can say is "I'd tap THAT!"

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

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Couldn't have said it better myself rhianna, except for the Justin Timberlake comment. I think I would have avoided that all together Laughing

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

ooh you gotta love JT

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

The only things I love are Alcohol, making people suffer, sleeping, playing hungry-hungry hippo's, hanging out with my friends, Being on the right team, checking out girls and you, thats about it, No JT on there though.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

awwww im on your list!!!!

thank you blitz.

*BLOWS A HUMONGOUS KISS TO BLITZ*

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

Why wouldn't you be on the list, unless i decided to replace you with a spoon.............only joking, you stay on the list.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

you do make me smile blitz!

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

Lol as do you, although i was born to make people smile, as well as make people suffer by using my evilness to make there lives hell. i never got how I could be born to do two totally opposite jobs at once.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

well, you need to find someone just like you, and then you'lll be perfecto! in looove too...unless its sawbucks...and it would be purely platonic....i hope....

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

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Lol yes, as much a like as we are i dont think we are ready for that kind of commitment Wink

But yeah, if there was a woman out there that had all that then she would be mine. But i have yet to find her, and as a result am slowly going insane reflecting on my life, which i have yet to call, but probably will end up calling sad and pathetic by 11pm.

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OK, I'm putting the foot down and bringing an abrupt end to this conversation before it spins wildly out of control. Laughing

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Good for you, its about time we started throwing our weight around Laughing

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hahaha, i didnt mean to make any gayisms!!

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Is that what you kids call it now-a-days, well I have heard it many different ways but not that way Laughing

And not at all Rhianna, I was just joking, all though if i come across as that serious when i am joking then i would hate to think what my friends think of me, if i have any left. Laughing

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hahaha, well i just thought it rolled off the tounge nice and easy.

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It does that alright, but I dont think homosexuals will like it very much.

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my step uncle said it this one time i think....and hes gay...
i like it...
lol.
my new word "gayisms"

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Lol fair enough. Just out of curiousity what was your "old word"

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i cant remember....it was a good one though...
ooh
it was "Thats Hot" then paris hilton stole it.

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Damn Paris Hilton. I will make sure I drive her off a shopping mall in a robin relient if its the last thing i do.

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Hahahah thank you, i always knew i had a knight in shining armour somewhere!

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Indeed, all I need now is a noble steed, and a heart and I will be a true knight Laughing

And i did dream said event, so I was quite annoyed when i woke up a realised it was all a dream and paris Hilton wasn't squashed to death in her robin relient.

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Hahaha well, im sure if you ask sawbucks he will be able to provide the noble steed! lol.

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hate to be the one to break it to you Rhianna, but that's 2 words... Wink

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Roswell is love.

Lol Ow yes I am sure Sawbucks would be more than happy to let me ride him. Sorry about the gay pun, I spent 5 hours of my life listening to an Irish man do nothing but make sarcastic jokes about anything he can.

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well....two words, one word i guess it doesnt matter, and ben will know what i mean if i say "lolo"

hahahahahah " Ow yes I am sure Sawbucks would be more than happy to let me ride him" that has to be the funniest thing i have heard all day..

.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO MENTAL IMAGES!!!

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Indeed, one of the very many side effects to that kind of foul personality. Whats worse is I have to pick it up to avoid being eaten alive by the Irish.

Well i am glad you found it funny, atleast thats something.

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hahahha
you do make me giggle.

and smirk sometimes.

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Wait, dont you smirk before giggling? Anywho it doesnt matter, what does matter is we are making this topic go totally off topic. i have even forgotten what it was really about, which means our randomness was a success Rhianna, congratulations. With practice you may even be able to join the ranks of super randomers with me and Sawbucks.

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WOOOOOOO
yes, it would be an honour to be in the same rank as you and sawbucksss!!

i remember

MADDONA AND HER BLATANTLY DISGUSTING SEXUAL ALBUM

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hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaah
blitzy this might appeal to you oh yourkshire one:

A broad yorkshire man went into the vets

"I've come about T cat"

Vet- " Is it A tom"?

"No ,i've got it with me".

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That was it, maybe we should atleat try and move back on topic, which would be a first for someone who has only learn't how to make topics off topic.

What was she thinking, she should have grand children and be stiining in her rocking chair knitting, or, if you have seen the blatently disgusting shreddies advert, knitting shreddies. Not showing off everything that she can legally get away with.

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hahahaha, very true

you know she didnt let her kids celebrate christmas?

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Thats horrible, she shouldn't have kids, i hope father christmas, or me dressed in a santa outfit, beats her with a gigantic candy cane and gives her children the best present of all, the gift of evilness.

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Hahahahhahaha
can i be the elf? i'll wear a little red dress and some pink shoes!!!

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Sounds like a great idea. Sawbucks can be Rodolf, well similar only he would be called sawbucks for plainly obvious reasons which a monkey with half a brain could understand.

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On that note my darling boy, i am going to bed....to have dreams of your randomness and sawbucks dressed as a raindeer.

much loveage.

xxxxx

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Were it not for the fact that my nose is already red and shiny as a result of the excessive intake of alcohol, I would take severe umbrage that I am being demoted to Rudolph...

Anyway, back on the off-topic topic of Shreddies adverts, I must confess I hate the Honey Shreddies one even more than the regular Shreddies!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

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Well....i suppose you could be my second in command, like the vice head elf?!

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No thanks, I'll stick to my crappy flying-reindeer assignment... Laughing

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WOOOOO!!! I'm getting Hard Candy on Friday!!!
Very Happy

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Good for you, now back off topic, I hate Shreddies too, and the advert really doesn't make them look any better. If you have seen it, you will know why.

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I would say that I'm happy for you, Ben, but it would be a downright lie... Laughing

As for Shreddies, I quite like the cereal but despise the adverts. Bring back the "Shreddies keep hunger locked up 'till lunch" adverts, I say!

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Yes because this advert is just plain wrong, it has lesbian grannies written all over it.

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OK, now I really do think I am going to be sick...*Pukes in shoe*

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Indeed, so there you have it. Shreddies are knitted by lesbian Nannies.

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Stop saying it! *Empties shoe out into bin and resumes puking*

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Last edited by Sawbucks on Fri May 02, 2008 4:02 pm; edited 1 time in total

Ok i'll stop, once i have reminded everyone that Shreddies are knitted by nannies........who are lesbians Laughing

Ok I stop.

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*Eats shoe to trying block further spewing, but instead spews up shoe into nearby wellington boot*

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Thats just

WRONG

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indeed, but its true. If you ever get to watch the shreddies advert with the knitting nannies then you will understand why.

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Lol, I wasn't sure if Rhianna was saying the Shreddies comments were wrong, or my puking antics were... Laughing

However, I am going to assume she was referring to the Shreddies, and I must say I whole-heartedly agree...

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Lol i found the advert on youtube. I still makes me cringe when I watch it.

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I can't even bring myself to search for it, it's so disturbing. Well, that and the fact that I'm too lazy to goo look for it anyway...

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Lol, I would seriously advise against looking for it, it is so wrong.

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You don't need to tell me that, lol! That advert is wrong on so many levels, it should be banned immediately. Laughing

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No no, ive seen the shreddies adverts and they make me giggle i was refering to the lesbian grannies and the puking anticts............

though if you give me a spade, some lemonade and a bag of bananas i can ensure you there will be no more puking anticts.....at all.......

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OK, I have a spade and a big bananas naturally - They should be a part of every first aid kit - but where the hell do you expect me to find lemonade? Wink

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you could try....the corner shop, i know theyre kinda kooky, but you never know.

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"Kooky" is the right word...It's not even on a corner. What's up with that? Laughing

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I know, i mean how can they call it a corner shop, it really doesnt work...and why would anyone employ THEM?!?

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What a world we live in... Laughing

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Indeed, it is a bit "kooky" To say that your shop is a corner shop when clearly it isnt. Just like the high street. I mean, the chain of businesses aren't on a high street, yet people call it a high street, whats up with that?

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I know of many towns where the "High Street" is actually one of the lowest (Level-wise) streets in the town...

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Me too, its weird, why do they call stuff like high streets and corner shops by those names when they clearly aren't?

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Because too much influence is held by people who have no lives and wouldn't recognise common sense if it danced in front of them wearing nothing but a tea cosy on its head...

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Indeed, very true. Influence shouldn't be handed out to just anyone, like it seems to be done in this day and age.

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Yep, you're right. The legendary Billy Connolly does a particularly amusing rant about some of the stupid decisions made in this world of ours, complaining about the likes of lorries beeping when they reverse but not making a noise when they go forward at high speed, and the annoying noise a fire engine makes. I shall browse youtube and see if I can find it for everyone. Very Happy

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Lol, sounds very amusing.

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Trust me, it is. I would like to say it's my favourite Billy Connolly moment ever, but in reality I couldn't choose just one favourite bit...The man is a genius.

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I was watching the news yesterday and heard Madonnas name, she will be in Denver CO. on November 11th, I guess that is going to be her first time in Colorado. tickets will be $250.00.
No I'm not going.

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I heard she was going to be at the Cannes Film Festival too...
No I'm not going.

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Lol If anything she should be paying people to sit though such a torture.

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Better yet, she should just give up and go home, and keep it that way. Laughing

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Quite the contrary. She can spend as much time as she wants in America. The last thing I want is for her to come home to England. Sorry ladies but I would prefer her to stay over there and annoy you Americans than come back here and annoy me.

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Call me an idiot, but isn't she American...?

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I don't know.i just asumed she was English because of all the stuff she has done over here. I thought she lived over here but my ignorance may prove me wrong.

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Yep, Madonna is American but she lives over here in the UK.

She's kicking off her "Sticky & Sweet World Tour" here in the UK in Cardiff on August 23rd and will be in London on September 11th.
Hopefully I'll be going!!! Tickets in Cardiff range from £55-£150!

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yeah, um, how much is that in dollars??

not that i plan on buying tickets to Madonna. my money is hopefully going towards somehow getting tickets to a Simple Plan concert, now that they've finally come back to the US & Canada after a 5-6 week European tour *which they dubbed the come see how good looking we are tour*

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$107.28-$292.59...Roughly... Razz

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who would spend that much on Madonna?!?!

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

I can think of one person whom we know well enough to know that he would sell all his kidney just to buy a ticket, goes by the name Benjamin and owns the worlds largest corset collection.

Its true that £55 - £150 is equal to $107.28-$292.59, roughly, of course, but I am sure if she was to do a gig in the USA then the tickets won't cost that much. There is usually only a fraction of a difference between the two, usually something from England would cost a few dollars more in the USA, but really the prices are not so different really.

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i feel like such a traitor....i have some news...i married madonna......no not really.
but i bought one of her songs!!!!!!!!!! the one with justlin timberlake, mainly because i like justin timberlake. a lot. and also cos its fairly catchy.
im
so
sorry.
but i unlike ben will never see her in concert, and i only will if she come on tour with jt if i ever see him.

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Tut, tut. I'm disappointed in you, Rhianna. I honestly thought better of you than to stoop so low as to purchase a Madonna song...

Lol, only joking. Wink

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I a disappointed in you Rhianna. I thought you had more will power. You cannot let your guard down every time said Justin pops up. However, I will let you off because I feel that you have learn't your leasson, as well as the fact ben will torture you with his interest in the subject of madonna and will get all excited and ask a billion questions, thinking for just a short time that he isnt the only person who is crazy enough to buy one of her cds. Plus you rock my socks Wink

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well, if it's due only to your love for the one & only JT i suppose that I can forgive you Wink

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Well JT performed with her on the promo tour in Roseland! Very Happy

Unfortunately, I can't go to the tour! I'm crushed. It was just getting to much money, plus I have Eclipse 2 in November.
Never mind, there's always next time!

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Thats unfortunate ben. What were you crushed by if you dont mind me asking Laughing

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