Swearing

A 7-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, sh*t mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice," And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f**king Coco Pops!"

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Lol 7 year olds shouldnt swear, and that doesnt mean that every other age can swear, although that would be funny to see. Lol I can just imagine the 7 year old flying across the kitchen after being slapped by the mum. Laughing

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