The Watch...

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.”

"Thanks," says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it’ll answer me, telepathically.”

“Rubbish,” says the girl.

“No, it’s true,” says that guy. “Look, tell you what, I’ll prove it. I’ll ask it if you’ve got any panties on.”

The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, “Nope, it says you haven’t got any panties on.”

“Well, it’s wrong,” says the girl, “I do have panties on.”

“Damn,” says the guy, slapping his watch, “it’s an hour fast!”

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Lol, worset chat up line ever Laughing

Actually ome to think of it, this is the worset chat up line ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

sorry I couldnt embed it, it has been disabled for some strange reason

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

Well, apparently it worked, so it can't be all bad. To quote Marge Simpson, "You can't argue with results!" Laughing

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Lol yeah it did work, but it doesnt count if the other person wants you as well. You wouldnt need to use a chat up line on someone who wants to sleep with out in the first place.

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"

True enough. I still say it deserves top marks for being simple and straight to the point... Laughing

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