Turner Brown

A small, skinny man was making his way towards the lift, when it opened and he saw who was inside he was shocked, it was this absolutely massive back man, at least two feet taller than him, the small man stared shocked.
The black man then said "Seven foot, 350 pounds, 20inch private, three pound balls, turner brown!"
The small man promptly fainted.

The big man, shoook the small man to wake him up.
"You alright man?" he said?
the small man looked at him in horror
"What did you say to me?"
"well i saw you looking curiiously at me so i answered all the questions people normally ask me; im 7 feet tall, i weigh 350 pounds, i have a 20inch private, my balls weigh 3pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

"Thank God! i thought you said turn around!"

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