Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
neighbour lady...
I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
When I confronted him,he tried to make out that he went into the back
yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her
unconscious.
He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began
CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him
and he was attempting to break free when I came back.
But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke
down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
But ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused
by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet
manifold.

If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

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