dear lord...a CLEVER blonde!?

A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"

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I laugh in the face of danger...then hide until it goes away!!!

Smile...it makes people wonder what you're up to!

NOT DEAD BUT GONE PADFOOT LIVES ON!

(Blondes)

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LIVE SIMPLY. LOVE GENEROUSLY. CARE DEEPLY. SPEAK KINDLY. LEAVE THE REST TO GOD

LMAO!

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I love Adam Lambert!!

Roswell is love.

Gotta admit, that was good!!!
Very Happy

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Lol Blondes, what more can I say Laughing

Although admitadl there are some smat blondes out there, and I am not just saying that because one has a gun pointed at my head (call 999, dont worry, she cant read things in brackets, lol stupid blonde.)

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"Take what you can and give nothing back!"
"Trust is the hardest thing to gain, yet the easiest thing to loose,"